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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."

"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"

"I employed a new gardener and gave him a list of tasks to do, when I returned he had only done tasks 1,3,5 and 7 on the list. Turns out he's an odd job man."

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend... wiped his arse"

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."

"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house."

"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"