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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."