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Joke of the Day

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"Anyone who says ""good morning"" on a Monday is a sociopath."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."

"A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: ""I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"" The Clerk: ""Come again?"" Lady: ""No, this time it's just yogurt"""

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."

"If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long."

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."