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Joke of the Day

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""

"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."

"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."

"My girlfriend keeps telling me i need a job... I said ""with your hands or your mouth?"""

"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."

"My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale."

"What do you call bagels that can fly? ""Plane"" Bagels!... I'll show myself out..."

"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."

"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"