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Joke of the Day
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
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"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."
"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."
"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coffin?'"
"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
"Really cool thing about skateboards is you can take the wheels off and bash your skull in if you still use them in your forties."
"Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm."