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Joke of the Day

"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"What did the Jew say when he evaded the Nazi officers? Auschwitz! That was close!"

"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""

"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."

"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Levitates bread*"

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."