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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."
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"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"
"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"
"Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal"
"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"
"I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!"