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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly your cock down your girlfriend's throat."

"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."

"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."

"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"

"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."

"I walked past a drug rehab facility today. There was a sign on the front lawn that read ""KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"""

"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."

"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"

"The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next ""victim"" lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito"