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Joke of the Day

"OC: My wife recently caught me receiving a hand-job from a circus soothsayer. It was truly a stroke of Miss Fortune."

"French Stoner Joke: 80"

"Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Three Nuns at a Bus Stop Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"