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Joke of the Day

"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"[dude is just absolutely drowning in the ocean, lifeguard sits back and smiles] i love no save november"

"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."

"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."

"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."

"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."