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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""

"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted"

"It's so sweet that curtains spend all day as far apart as possible.. but then get back together at night because they're scared of the dark."

"Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."

"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"

"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."

"What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !"