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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she."
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"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"
"A philosopher says to the linguist... ""What if, instead of periods, woman had apostrophes?"" The linguist replied, ""They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."""
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"
"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"