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Joke of the Day
"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."
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"There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up. EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*"
"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."
"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
"Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC? TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction."
"GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit"
"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"