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Joke of the Day

"Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much"

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"

"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."

"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"

"How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down."

"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"

"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"

"What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy."

"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."