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Joke of the Day

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."

"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."

"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"

"How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with ""pizza"" and ""wine"" on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends."

"Every day I thank God for giving me the power to keep being an atheist!"