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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
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"The navigator of the Titanic dashed to the Captain's deck. Navigator: ""Sir, if we keep heading that way we will hit the iceberg! We have to change course now!!"" Captain: ""but it's unsinkable."""
"""He sure seems like a nice young man"" is Grandma-speak for ""I'd totally hit that."""
"My home was invaded by gay burglars the other night... ...They came in and rearranged the furniture."
"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."
"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"
"If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen."
"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."