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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
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"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""
"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"
"Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet."
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."
"The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone."
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."