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Joke of the Day

"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""

"What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus..."

"Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you. Her: Tell me... Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?"

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"If your girl tells you ""Deeper!"" and that's all you got, just start reading poetry."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"A man buys condoms at a drugstore ... The cashier asks ""You need a bag with this?"" and the man answers ""No! She's not *that* ugly!""."