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Joke of the Day
"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."
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"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."
"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."
"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"
"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?! NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"