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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG"
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"I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals."
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."
"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"My aunt used to say ""slow and steady wins the race"" she died in a fire"
"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"
"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"