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Joke of the Day

"I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin."

"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? ""You can keep the tip."""

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"Statistically speaking..... Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?"

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first."

"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""

"My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I'm disgusted. What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?"

"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"