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Joke of the Day

"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."

"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."

"Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck."

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I just live next door to a 10 year old with a hot piece of ass"

"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"

"No I don't hate my boss. It's just that I wish his toilet paper was sand paper."

"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."

"The economy is so bad...."