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Joke of the Day

"Small dick can also hurt the ego of a man."

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."

"I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me."

"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"

"Why did the cow go moo? [NSFW] Because (s)he's a fucking cow."

"I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone."

"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"