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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cow go moo? [NSFW] Because (s)he's a fucking cow."

"What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft"

"Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?"

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"

"One eyed man Comes to the doctor. Doctor asks: what's wrong. The man says: 'm mssng an"

"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."