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Joke of the Day

"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."

"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."

"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"

"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"

"Whenever you find four Priests... you'll find a Fifth."

"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."