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Joke of the Day

"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""

"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."

"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."

"I was told that at birth I had a choice between perfect memory or a big penis. ""I fucking remember"" i replied"

"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"

"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."

"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"