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Joke of the Day

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"

"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"

"What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey"

"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."

"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"

"I hate when I click a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"

"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"

"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"