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Joke of the Day

"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."

"My son, you were thrown out of school today for letting a girl jerk you off. Son, that's three schools this year... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"

"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."

"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"

"How did the rooster get a lot of chicks? A lot of good yolks!"

"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."