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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"

"I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out."

"N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready."

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes"

"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"

"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"

"(NSFW) What did God say when he walked in on his son masturbating? ""Jesus fucking Christ!"" I'll see myself out."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"