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Joke of the Day
"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""
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"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
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"Trying to think of a joke about jerking off... I'm sure it will come."
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"God I hate these crossword puzzles Does anyone know a 3 letter word for ""Father""?"
"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"