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Joke of the Day
"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"
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"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."
"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."
"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"
"If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs."
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"
"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."