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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank"

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."

"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."

"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"

"My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite."

"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."