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Joke of the Day
"if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank"
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"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"
"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"
"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. "
"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""
"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
"Depression. Why treat it when you can end it?"
"Johnny was a chemist... ...but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""