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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to popular belief, tigers do not holler if you catch them by the toe. Also, could someone call an ambulance?"

"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."

"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."

"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"

"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."

"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."

"[meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker"

"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."