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Joke of the Day

"when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something"

"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"

"I tried to walk into Target... But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg RIP."

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."

"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"

"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... You're just late"

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."