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Joke of the Day
"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"
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"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."
"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
"4yo: *shoots me with gun* *stuffs gun in my pocket* *runs away* Me: *Realizes he just made it look like a suicide* *keeping an eye on him*"
"Wife*outside bathroom door*:""I can hear ur keyboard clicking away. U tweeting in there?"" Me*pauses knitting*:""Uh, Ya"""