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Joke of the Day

"Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""

"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"

"A G N B That's bang out of order."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."

"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."

"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""

"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."