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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."
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"I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other."
"I'm getting really tired of this shit No, seriously, I've been sitting here pushing for like 25 minutes but nothing will come out and I'm exhausted."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"
"Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians? A: Footage."
"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."
"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."
"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"