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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."
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"A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his friend say when he comes to visit? Your house is quite the cat-ass-trophy."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"
"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench. A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke. The third one couldn't reach."
"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."
"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."