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Joke of the Day

"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."

"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."

"It was a sad day when I discovered... my new Universal Remote Control does not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."

"What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers? Alpine Chinos"

"It's totally amazing how cars run on dinosaur poop or however the fuck fossils work. I'm not a dinosaur scientition over here. Fuck's sake."

"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."

"My mom drove her car into a tree. She sure found out how a Mercedes bends."

"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"

"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, then my illegal logging business is a success."