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Joke of the Day

"Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says ""all cotton."" Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away."

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"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"
"What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do"
"US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."
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