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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."
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"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"
"I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist"
"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."
"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"
"[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations"
"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"
"Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul."