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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."
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"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."
"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"
"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"
"I like my coffee the same way I like my slaves.... Free."
"Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas"
"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"
"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."
"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."
"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"