93288

Joke of the Day

"What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do"

"Where do the good guys go? The friend zone..."

"""This does not bode well."" - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder."

"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"

"My girlfriends father is very religious and says we can't sleep together. Which is really unfortunate because he is extremely good looking."

"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."

"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."

"What's upside down and downside up at the same time ? A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia"

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."