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Joke of the Day
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"
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"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."
"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."
"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."
"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."
"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."
"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""
"*watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play* Him: What are you doing? Me: Taking notes for when I fight a bear."
"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""