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Joke of the Day
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"
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"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."
"ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong"
"I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back"
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"
"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"
"Best Black Friday Deal Trump selling out all his supporters at 70% off"
"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""