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Joke of the Day
"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."
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"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"
"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."
"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"
"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."
"Last night my wife said to me, ""What would you do without me?"" Apparently, ""Your sister"" was the wrong answer."
"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"