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Joke of the Day

"In regards to those who lost a loved one to the Air Asia flight disaster... Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. (Too soon?)"

"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."

"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."

"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."

"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""

"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."