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Joke of the Day

"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."

"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"

"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."

"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."

"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."

"My Thai girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though"

"Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do."