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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though"

"What do you call a smarty pants? ...... A jeanius"

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"

"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."

"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Why are gametes used in big marketing campaigns? Because sex cells"

"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."