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Joke of the Day
"A dog limps into a bar... and says"" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
Next Joke
"I'm going to walk up to strangers and ask ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes, I will hand them a photo of me and walk away."
"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."
"Why wasn't the vampire killed? The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."
"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"*brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut."