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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance."

"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"

"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"

"I hear birds chirping. Either I'm up way too late or I've banged my head cartoon style."

"I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!"

"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."

"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."

"I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album."