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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class? Pontius Pilates."
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"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."
"Monkey: ""We're not so different"" Me: ""Did that monkey just talk to me"" Monkey: ""Monkey noise"" Me: ""Did it just say 'monkey noise'?"""
"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"
"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."
"""please human with me"" - bear"
"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"
"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."
"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."