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Joke of the Day
"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."
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"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."
"Dear women: we don't give a shit about eyebrows. Love, men."
"Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD."
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""