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Joke of the Day

"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."

"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."

"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later"

"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"

"""And the award for Most British Name goes to..."" *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* ""Helena Bonha-"" *spews*"

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."